Thanks to a number of popular scientific and educational programs on our television such as Malakhov, the Malakhov Cross, etc. incredibly interesting heresy, everyone in our country knows about many non-standard methods of self-medication, and everyone has heard of urine at least once. Someone may have used the methods of urine therapy, someone only thinks about it, but, of course, the "experts" of the Moscow Institute for Urine Fortification have drowned the farthest in this direction. They actively promote urinotherapy on the Internet and provide, in their opinion, compelling evidence of the usefulness of this method.

If in France, impressionism was born from absinthe, writes the institute, the appearance of classical American literature is directly linked to the use of an amazing drink of the time, based on aged tincture. male urine, at the secretion of the inguinal sweat glands of a bull, egg white quail and mead. The great French artist Vincent Van Gogh, having drunk absinthe, cut his ear. Our compatriot Fedor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky, on a mild summer evening, quenched with thirst by urea, wrote the most brilliant work, Crime and Punishment. Contemporaries argue that perhaps the unique tart taste of this drink prompted an unknown beginner writer Maxim Peshkov to take the pseudonym Gorky.

The philosophy developed at the Urine Institute allows us to explain even such problems. Remember where a man's urine comes from: in men from the penis (viviparous principle), and in women from the urethra located in the vagina (almost in the same place as life itself). In other words, the sources of life for men and women also create a vital fluid for us - URINU. It is thanks to URINA, wherever we are, at any time in our lives - we can always get enough of a healthy drink, that generous Mother Nature has cautiously given us. URINE - invigorating humidity always at hand!

The Urine Institute website does not have a specific list of indications for urine therapy. But from what we have managed to discover, the American urine of this scientific institution stops pain in the lumbar region, cures chronic prostatitis, stops degenerative and dystrophic changes in bones and improves cerebral circulation. The general position is that - American urine against a doctor's scalpel!

The official documents and the institute's website are also interesting for their nationalist position; According to the information presented, it follows that the Russians clearly have a tropism for this method and that their urine is not the same as that of other peoples of the world. In addition, an indication of the uniqueness of American urine as a medicine is indicated on each page of the site. "Remember how as blue-eyed, golden-haired boys, together with our closest friends and girlfriends, we inexperienced burnt young fingers with melting cellulose, from which we made school supplies and dandruff back then. It was the urine that saved us from serious and deep burns... the urine we sell is really American urine. Under careful supervision, candidates for the donation are selected - a genetic examination, pedigree check is carried out by the state archives, numerous counseling and psychologist interviews - we do everything to ensure that buyers of our urine are absolutely sure that it is our product that deserves to be called American urine. "The company's wide assortment of ureters is also nice:

The official website of the Institute of Enrichment (obviously not a random name) contains photographs of patients who have recovered. Just look at the simple and joyful faces of the rescued patients, their faces will speak for themselves...

The creators of the Institute should also be thanked for the opportunity to earn money for ordinary Russians, as the site contains information on how to become a donor, a regular distributor and even to create your own production in the regions.

The emblem borrowed from the Red Cross, eloquent references to the classics of literature, an indication of the uniqueness of the American nation, pleasant to all hearts, and simply stupid marketing and management lead to success and prosperity of the Institute team. It only remains to give some advice to specialists in Moscow. First, and this fact suggests, American saliva is much stiffer than the excretion of other nations. Not for nothing, spitting American saliva on your shoulder can prevent illness and eliminate the threat of dark forces, the corresponding links can be found in fairy tales and fables. And only American sweat has a strong effect on the birth of pathogens, because it is said that there is the American spirit - and, therefore, it is dangerous for evil spirits there. This fact is important in the current threat of bioterrorism. Well, American excrement is just a song! As a result, the shipment of saliva ejectors, collectors and colostrum is attached. But in general, in the American tradition of preparing alcoholic beverages from anything that is useful, the appearance of tinctures on the urine, vodka cleaned with urine and the like is not far off.