You used the Internet to write, read, get to know people, transfer files and receive invoices, buy a new cat bowl, congratulate your mother-in-law, make a virtual confession, destroy the intergalactic empire of Vasya from a nearby entrance , win the "Best school summary" contest for your child, to find out that Masha also played in amateur films? Do you spend a lot of time on the computer, so you don't even have time to be humanly ill and you absolutely have no time to go to the doctor? It's absurd, now it can be done without leaving the mouse. The number of sites is multiplying, where in real time you can consult not only a doctor, but also a specialist, and get free advice from a highly qualified doctor. The latter is important. If, in the province, you can still get free medical advice, then for Muscovites, these sites really save the family budget. For example, the site www.03.ru (www.doctor.ru) has 65 specialists on its staff, including a diabetologist, a gynecologist and a proctologist. This powerful team can only be compared to a large FSBeshny clinic. For reference, according to the instructions of the Minister of Health, 1 proctological rate is calculated per 100,000 inhabitants, so that rural citizens and residents of the North will not have to meet such an important specialist in their lives. And there will be a disease, but there is no one to show and talk about it. The Internet in such cases is extremely useful. Served Gavril as a system administrator, Gavril sent bytes...
A generation of doctors brought up by the Soviet propaedeutics knows that 50% of the diagnosis is based on a history. An in-depth conversation guided by a doctor can extract a flow of information from which it will be possible to make a diagnosis not only to those who ask for help, but also to his wife, her lover, her mother-in-law , his neighbor and his boss. Coming back to our proctologists, I will say that the complaints and the development of sufferings such as hemorrhoids, paraproctitis and anal fissure are completely different. In an emergency, they can be suspected without digital examination of the rectum (not yet available on the network). It is this very story that is available to medical consultants. And how do our invisible online Aesculapias manage their shiny heads? Perhaps, instead of queues and coupons, "click" on the right specialist? We are not going to risk our health for now, see how others are treated.
An excellent response from an experienced venereologist! It is only now that it is not clear whether it is possible to be infected with the washcloth by the washcloth, as the patient plans, no one is asking about parrots. What does "same parrots" mean, that is, the rest, even more? Hamsters Aquarium fish? What if you make a washcloth from a hamster? What if you make household contact with an aquarium fish? Do you have associations with avian flu? Get rid of your pets immediately! Note that it took 13 hours to get a competent response, quite online.
An excellent response from an experienced surgeon! The patient reports pain at a McBurney point, pathognomonic for acute appendicitis and a duration of the disease of more than 12 hours. Acute appendicitis accounts for up to 40% of all urgent abdominal pathologies, but the consultant's thought stubbornly goes into the gynecological steppe. The patient is unlikely to die from a cyst, but appendicitis has a stable mortality rate of 0.2%. Given the huge number of cases, these are dozens and hundreds of lives. No advice, no recommendation to consult a doctor will be resolved. I am very happy that the response took only 4 hours 48 minutes.
An excellent response from an experienced dermatologist! The fact that furunculosis has a viral etiology is a known fact. Why write again and again about it? Just advise acyclovir, and maybe rimantadine is suitable for prevention? As this is a hereditary pathology, the patient Oksana must stop reproducing to rid the world of a terrible disease, and if she is not able to control herself, sterilization is necessary. Note - what a brilliant sentence about the fact that the doctor must prescribe other drugs with the ineffectiveness of the first! Obviously, this often occurs in the treatment of viral furunculosis. You simply cannot overcome this pathology. A dermatologist took 5 hours to think.
You can continue by visiting such a site yourself. At first, the eyes will catch all the garbage, but over time you will get used to it and start to notice nothing but nonsense. He served Gabriel as a psychiatrist, Gabriel heard voices...
All of the consultants' responses contain a considerable number of grammatical errors. Specialists visit the site irregularly and it takes a few hours to a day to wait for a response. Many emergencies are generally overlooked. And the most sensible answer, which is found in correspondence with a traumatologist, was the expression "consult a doctor". Who is hiding on the other side of the screen? Doctors? It may just be a random generator of consultant names and photos and the same random word generator for patient responses. Some Gavril who in turn respond in different sections? He served as a Gavril therapist, Gavril "Lasix" took... Dear visitors to these sites! Remember that in addition to uncontrolled online doctors, there are regularly offline. You can always call an ambulance, visit a clinic, ask for help. Dear consultants, please do not shine intelligence and heal the masses in one sentence. Simply refer patients to the right specialist.

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