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The story of bedtime

Once, in a city, a little boy had a sore throat. He told his loving parents and they took him to the doctor. My neck constantly hurt, blushed, swallowing was very unpleasant, the temperature increased. A good doctor examined the child and diagnosed tonsillitis. But he was not an ordinary doctor, but a very conscientious doctor, he ordered an additional examination - a smear at the back of the throat and tonsils with seedlings to determine the germ annoying the boy. Soon everyone discovered that the villain's name is Staphylococcus aureus! The doctor made another diagnosis - dysbiosis of the throat. How to help a child? A good doctor prescribes a gargle with the healing tincture Kolibacterin...

Let's make sure together that the therapy prescribed is completely adequate. The term dysbiosis in general, for example, is not recognized by all experts, and if it is mentioned in the scientific literature, then as intestinal dysbiosis. Most often, however, this clever word "dysbiosis" can be found in old pediatric textbooks, reference books on traditional medicine, and in the Andrei Malakhov TV show "Let them speak."

Under the name "Kolibacterin" is a lyophilisate of live bacteria of Escherichia coli M17. Of course, it was shown to a young patient, because the instruction contains the phrase "indicated for dysbacteriosis of various localizations". Well, the throat is also a localization and throat dysbiosis is also suffering from treatment. The pharmacological properties have been well studied and there is no doubt that the drug is antagonistic towards a wide range of pathogenic and opportunistic microorganisms, including shigella, salmonella, protea, staphylococcus , klebsiella and other species, and therefore normalizes the microflora, but why something just from the intestines.

Encountering such an annotation, I always remember the duckling toilet gel, which also acts on all known microbes, has a pleasant smell and is necessary for every family. Does the drug have a side effect? Because anyone knows that if the drug has no side effects, you need to ask yourself if it has the essentials. In a single source, we found an indication of flatulence and intestinal pain in the first days of admission for diseases of the small intestine (www.drugreg.ru). Others have reported nothing at all. We should like it, and especially the child's parents, because the drug will not cause further damage. In the annotations, there were repeatedly a clear indication of the need to take the drug inside. These words have been highlighted in bold, and the authors have not allowed any drift in other ways of using the drug. Possessing the technique of treating "throat dysbiosis", the doctor nevertheless insisted on topical application in the form of rinsing. At the time of writing this article, unfortunately, the author has received no information on how the doctor treated the boy who had a certificate from the Tibetan Dalai Lama and whether the doctor had a magic tattoo behind his head. Island of Torah Torah, or other weighty arguments, so that you can, without a shadow of a doubt, believe in its ability to cure tonsillitis by flushing your throat with colibacterin. If someone breaks bricks with their hands, nobody laughs at them, they give the daredevil a black belt. If another friend transmits information over a wireless distance, then he will receive the Nobel Prize. Perhaps we are on the verge of discovering the world. Did the doctor deliberately decide to populate the throat of the patient with Escherichia coli in order to control the subtle mechanisms of homeostasis and to cure all diseases?

However, the crappy boy with a sore throat ruined everything. The next day, he refused to gargle with colibacterin, told his parents that the liquid smells very bad and that when it is rinsed, it makes them vomit. In a panic, the parents grabbed the little boy under the armpit and ran to the most important teacher of childhood illnesses. Indeed, the child was left completely without treatment. And everything ended well, as in the nicest tale. The teacher canceled the prescribed treatment, the boy recovered and we learned this informative story. But remember! As in all Hollywood horror films, already after the death of the monster, in the last shots we see the surviving tentacle, so in our history, somewhere on the outskirts of a fairytale kingdom, a wonderful doctor lives for itself. And gently caress with his left hand a bottle of colibacterin...

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